FAIRY BLOOM FREESIA

a review of FAIRY BLOOM FREESIA
a videogame developed by Edelweiss
and published by Capcom
for PC
buy on steam here
text by Kawaiikochans

2.5 stars

Bottom line: FAIRY BLOOM FREESIA is “soaring dragon kick”

DIVEKICK

a review of DIVEKICK
a videogame developed by One True Game Studios
and published by Iron Galaxy Studios
for Steam, the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system and the sony playstation vita computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: DIVEKICK is “a straight razor”

THE LAST OF US

a review of The Last of Us
a videogame developed by Naughty Dog
and published by Sony Computer Entertainment
for the playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: The Last of Us is “a glue-wet gun”

bioshock infinite

a review of BioShock Infinite
a videogame developed by Irrational Games
and published by 2K Games
for PC, the microsoft xbox 360 computer entertainment machine and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by tim rogers

2 stars

Bottom line: BioShock Infinite is “the best game of all-time . . . and the worst game of all-time, inserted into opposite ends of a transdimensional nuclear supercollider.”

Ridiculous Fishing

a review of Ridiculous Fishing
a videogame developed by Vlambeer, Zach Gage, Greg Wohlwend
for the iOS App Store ($2.99)
on the iOS app store
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: Ridiculous Fishing is “a real game”

DEAD SPACE 3

a review of Dead Space 3
a videogame developed by Visceral Games
for the microsoft windows, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony ps3
text by ben hornsby

0.5 star

Bottom line: Dead Space 3 is “hitting all the buttons in the elevator”

TOKYO JUNGLE

a review of Tokyo Jungle
a videogame developed by SCE Japan and PlayStation C.A.M.P. and Crispy's
and published by Sony Computer Entertainment
for the sony ps3
text by ben hornsby

2.5 stars

Bottom line: Tokyo Jungle is “sam's choice trail mix”

FEZ

a review of Fez
a videogame developed by Polytron
and published by Microsoft Studios and Trapdoor and Polytron
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by ben hornsby

1.5 stars

Bottom line: Fez is “packed with preservatives”

XENOBLADE CHRONICLES

a review of Xenoblade Chronicles
a videogame developed by Monolith Soft
and published by Nintendo
for the nintendo wii
text by ben hornsby

2 stars

Bottom line: Xenoblade Chronicles is “not cake”

THE DARKNESS II

a review of The Darkness II
a videogame developed by Digital Extremes
and published by 2K Games
for personal computers, the macintosh operating system x, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony ps3
text by ben hornsby

1 star

Bottom line: The Darkness II is “stale cracker jack”