prince of persia

a review of Prince Of Persia
a videogame developed by ubisoft montreal
and published by ubisoft
for Microsoft Windows, the macintosh operating system x, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by action button dot net

2 stars

Bottom line: Prince Of Persia is “probably a pretty good game”

castlevania judgment

a review of Castlevania Judgment
a videogame developed by konami
and published by konami
for the nintendo wii
text by Ario Barzan

1 star

Bottom line: Castlevania Judgment is “one of those NES cartridges you might’ve asked your mom to buy from a garage sale when you were six because it starred a favorite cartoon character – when you played it, you found out all it shared with the cartoon was the stage music being based on the product’s main theme.”

metroid fusion

a review of Metroid Fusion
a videogame developed by nintendo r&d1
and published by nintendo
for the nintendo 3ds virtual console and the nintendo gameboy advance
text by Ario Barzan

3.5 stars

Bottom line: Metroid Fusion is “unnaturally natural.”

dead space

a review of Dead Space
a videogame developed by Visceral Games
and published by Electronic Arts
for Microsoft Windows, the microsoft xbox 360 and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by action button dot net

1 star

Bottom line: Dead Space is “a gamefuneral.”

gears of war 2

a review of Gears Of War 2
a videogame developed by epic (mega)games
and published by microsoft game studios
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by tim rogers

4 stars

Bottom line: Gears Of War 2 is “Videogames: The Videogame.”

castlevania: order of ecclesia

a review of Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia
a videogame developed by konami
and published by konami
for the nintendo DS
text by Ario Barzan

3 stars

Bottom line: Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia is “finally getting it.”

tomb raider underworld

a review of Tomb Raider Underworld
a videogame developed by crystal dynamics
and published by eidos
for Microsoft Windows, mobile phones, the microsoft xbox 360, the nintendo DS, the nintendo wii, the nokia n-gage 2.0, the sony playstation 2 computer entertainment system and the sony playstation 3 computer entertainment system
text by action button dot net

2.5 stars

Bottom line: Tomb Raider Underworld is “porno for people who have never climbed a mountain.”

castlevania: portrait of ruin

a review of Castlevania: Portrait Of Ruin
a videogame developed by konami
and published by konami
for the nintendo DS
text by Ario Barzan

1.5 stars

Bottom line: Castlevania: Portrait Of Ruin is “as engaging as those kitschy little stories about a TEENAGER'S STRUGGLE TO SURVIVE you find in a Reader's Digest”

fable ii

a review of Fable II
a videogame developed by lionhead studios
and published by microsoft game studios
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by tim rogers

3 stars

Bottom line: Fable II is “alarmingly not terrible”

ninja gaiden ii

a review of Ninja Gaiden II
a videogame developed by team ninja
and published by tecmo
for the microsoft xbox 360
text by tim rogers

3 stars

Bottom line: Ninja Gaiden II is “a weak dog barking all night long.”